quotes submitted mostly by nt-, thanks nigger
(foodawg) [14:42] (foodawg) lets talk about jesus!
(foodawg) [14:42] (Zoey15) ok!
(foodawg) [14:43] (Zoey15) what is your favorite bible verse? or do you have one?
(foodawg) [14:45] (foodawg) im going to tie you up
(foodawg) [14:45] (foodawg) and shove my penis down your throat!
(foodawg) [14:46] * foodawg ties you up
(foodawg) [14:46] * foodawg whacks you with a bible
(foodawg) [14:46] (Zoey15) what!!!!!!!! we are talking about jesus here, where did that come from!!!
(EM) [gossip] Assface: i have an ass on my face!
(EM) - A dark shadow envelopes you.
(janeane) to lose myself in the brilliance that is the simplistic complexity of
humanity.
(E|M) and i smell like poo poo.
(E|M) i pheer the soap
(E|M) i use msn
(janeane) i smoke two joints in the morning
(janeane) i smoke two joints at night
(janeane) i smoke two joints in the afternoon
(janeane) it makes me feel alright
(janeane) i smoke two joints in time of peace
(janeane) and two in time of war
(janeane) i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
(`EM) im so elite
(`EM) :(())
(janeane) im a norwegian faggot
(`EM) [23:05] (Zhuge) *yawn*
(`EM) [23:05] (`EM) *assrape*
(`EM) [23:05] (Zhuge) how blatantly homosexual
(ArIck) When our cocks get hard, we have to fuck, so when we see a cow
(ArIck) with the right size hole, we fuck the bitch.
(`EM) um
(`EM) heh
(`EM) nigga
(janeane) i hate springer
(`EM) YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS
(`EM) me too
(`EM) well, you're FAT@!#
* nt- licks eml.l
(`EM) :()
(nt-) *uNF*
* janeane thinks to self 'hmm..where is that ignore button...?'
*** janeane has been kicked off channel #prozac by meathead (flood)
(janeane) how was i flooding??
* `EM pisses on nt-
(nt-) EM IS G*A*Y
(`EM) NT HAS A
(`EM) SMALL D.I.C.K.
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(Lono) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(meathead) opme you stupid black fucks!
(omnihil) nt, are you slapping your DICK against the PHONE?
(nt-) heh, no
(janeane) LOVE ME
(janeane) LOVE ME
(janeane) HUG ME
(janeane) HUG ME
(janeane) KISS ME
(janeane) KISS ME
*** EvilMonky is now known as `EM
(janeane) youre my favorite monky
(ArIck) man, i missed most of the "Rwanada Town Hall Meeting" on c-span :(
* ArIck gets on top of janeane and slowly starts licking her entire body
(ArIck) my sort of man
(ArIck) would have to appreciate my interest in Afrikaa
(ArIck) yet still be white at the same time
(ArIck-) omg this dick is so fake looking
(nt-) *anjel*- YOU'RE A DYKE
(nt-) *anjel*- HAHAHAHA
(nt-) *anjel*- I SAID YOU'RE A DYKE
(nt-) *anjel*- AND THAT'S FUNNY
(nt-) *anjel*- HAHAHAH
(nt-) *anjel*- so, you and janeane getting along very well?
(nt-) *anjel*- HAHAHAH
(nt-) *anjel*- YOU'RE A DYKE
(nt-) *anjel*- AND THAT'S FUNNY
(nt-) *AnJeL* not really... that's lame!
(nt-) *AnJeL* IM SO FUCKIN STR8 OITS NOT FUKIN FUNNY BITCH
(nt-) *anjel*- U R GAY AND U KNOW IT
(nt-) *AnJeL* ummmm nah
(nt-) *AnJeL* your immautre and u know it
(nt-) *AnJeL* not 2 mention lame
(nt-) *AnJeL* PLEASE LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE... AND I HAVE IM STR8
(nt-) *anjel*- janeane is a kind, gentle girl
(nt-) *anjel*- she'll take care of you
(nt-) *anjel*- she'll take you places you never knew you even could go
(nt-) *anjel*- fuck, she masturbates more than 3 times a day
(nt-) *anjel*- she's bound to have picked up a few tricks along the way
(nt-) *AnJeL* your a dyke too DAMN!
(nt-) *AnJeL* #PROZAC SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL DYKE ROOM!
(atomic-) (ArIck-) I AM SO FUCKING GAY IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY BITCH.
(janeane) trey: you want me to come over?
(janeane) Paco: i messed up your shirt
(janeane) Paco: it's got blood on it
(ArIck) i want an invite to #rap
(janeane) trey: how did you... did you hurt yourself, pumpkin?
(janeane) Paco: :just a little..
(janeane) trey: eek! i'm coming over now
(janeane) Paco: nono, it's okay, really
(janeane) trey: .... alright, but you can't stop me from coming in tomorrow
(janeane) Paco: oki
* nt- humps anjel like a wild dog
(nt-) WELCOME HOME YOU FUCKING SLUT!
*** AnJeL has been kicked off channel #prozac by nt- (BITCH!)
*** AnJeL ([email protected]) has joined channel #prozac
*AnJeL* cant fight like a real man.. resporting to use your ops LOL LAME!
(nt-) heh, god anjel
(nt-) i'm sorry
(nt-) i didn't mean to resort to using my ops to show power over you
* janeane coughs 'pansy'
*AnJeL* U SHOULD BE!!
(AnJeL) (janeane) ohh you want to fight?
(AnJeL) (janeane) i knew you'd like it rough.
.
(AnJeL) (janeane) i said to myself when i first saw your pic,
(AnJeL) im dumb... well i would take a look in the mirror...
(nt-) you are a slut
(nt-) OH MY GOD
(nt-) SHE CALLED YOU DUMB
(nt-) BECAUSE YOU SEE
(AnJeL) im a slut? how do you figure?
(nt-) IF YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR
(nt-)YOU'D SEE YOURSELF
(janeane) oooh she dissed me good...!!
(nt-) HAHA YOU GET IT?
(janeane) oooh baby
(ArIck) man you guys are fucking mean *hugs* anjel
--anjel`s = janeane.
(AnJeL`s) oh and i know it hunny!
(AnJeL`s) so let us get down and enjoy some hot nasty sex..
(AnJeL`s) before those bags under your eyes get any bigger
(AnJeL) ummmmmmm
(EM> haahha
(AnJeL) lemmie think about it...
(AnJeL) how about
(AnJeL) NOT
(FAG) hahahahaha
(FAG) oop
(FAG) s
* AnJeL`s is a knappy bimbo.
(nt-) SLUT
(nt-) YOU STUPID SLUT
*Bitch* tell her that she does her dad
(AnJeL) How bout NOT
(nt-) YOU DO YOUR DAD
*Bitch* incest + gay stuff pisses her off
(AnJeL) Ummmm yeah right....
*Bitch* and being called a slut
(nt-) YEAH!
(nt-) YOU ARE AN INCESTUOUS SLUT
(Bitch) don't use big words
(nt-) A GAY INCESTUOUS SLUT ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T EVEN DO YOUR DAD, YOU DO YOUR MOM!
(nt-) A MOMMA CUNT SUCKER!
(nt-) THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!
(AnJeL) Your acting like a 4th grader....
(nt-) but i just remembered two very important things
(nt-) my father has gone insane
(nt-) it turns out that he killed our dog with a mallet
(ArIck) wtf
(nt-) and he just never told me about it
(ArIck) enderby just invited me into an icq chat
(nt-) HE TOOK A MALLET
(nt-) AND CRUSHED MY DOG'S HEAD
(nt-) at first he tried to strangle it
(ArIck) you know what i don't get
(nt-) and he waited 3 minutes
(nt-) and it didn't die
(ArIck) is why the Zulu people don't have their own country
(efpee) PHKING
(efpee) -- GREEN F1SH
(efpee) -- GREEN F1SH
(efpee) -- GREEN F1SH
(efpee) STEELLYNX
(efpee) DOOD
(efpee) I LOVEU
(efpee) !#(%
(SteelLynx) coolness
(efpee) u g0t raped
(SteelLynx) you're swell fp
(EM) 'YO'
(EM) 'SUP'
(|Isis|) yeah
(|Isis|) sup
(|Isis|) yeah whats for dinner
(|Isis|) heh kiddy porn
(|Isis|) its not even really roleplaying
(`EM) are you having cybersex or something?
(|Isis|) its more like a ploy to get me to have cybersex
(`EM) heh
(`EM) how's that ploy go?
(|Isis|) and its fucked
[N] Cannot join channel #cybersex (Invite only)
(|Isis|) little girl are you lost
(|Isis|) why dont you come to my house so you can call your mommy
this isnt by me, its off of some pantera bitch page, it's funny though
(EM) i'm ready as hell to fucking bitch my ass off. This really pisses me off
(EM) dude... I was standing on my driveway one day talking to my Rocker Dudes,
(EM) when this faggot walks by with his wide pants almost falling off his ugly
(EM) ass. What kind of a fucking style is that when your pants don't even
(EM) stay of your fucking waist!! He comes up to me with his gay walk and
(EM) points to my Pantera shirt. He asks me ' what the fuck is this shit?'
(EM) you wanna know what i told him... I told him to get that fuck out of my
(EM) sight before i kick him in the ass so hard that shit will come outta his
(EM) mouth. YEAH!! I told him.... although he later came back with some other
(EM) faggots and they all kicked my ass!! What the fuck????
(EM) [19:08] (Binky) EM: stop thinking this is your channel
(EM) [19:09] (Binky) do that shit in #Prozac
(EM) [19:09] *** EM sets mode: -oooo Binky Logicus moggle MystikMan
(EM) [19:09] *** EM sets mode: -oooo pirate SpanKY SteelLynx Underdog`
(EM) [19:09] (EM) hha!!
(EM) [19:09] (EM) it is my channel!!!
(EM) [19:09] * EM is away, taking a shit for five hours! [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
(EM) [N] You have been marked as being away.
(EM) [19:09] (EM) bbl!
(EM) they were doing this thing about the portapotties at
woodstock
(EM) and like
(EM) they went up to some guy with a canadian flag
hat on and asked him how they smelled
(EM) and he tried grabbing the guy
with the mics ass and then he said "I WANNA SEE THE HIP"
(EM) and then they
went up to the guy pumping the shit out of the toilets and said "how did you
get stuck with this job" and he said like "no time to
talk" and then they went
"ALOT OF SHIT IN THERE EH?"
(EM) and then he said something that got bleeped
out
(EM) heh